Supaman Dat Hoe-Explanation

I HAVEN'T POSTED IN A WHILE FOR PERSONAL REASONS, BUT I HAD TO POST THIS BECAUSE IT IS THE FUNNIEST MESS I'VE READ IN A LONG TIME. LMBAO-FA SHO~ I REALLY MUST BE GETTING OLD, BECAUSE THIS IS FOREIGN TO ME.
"HATERS GET MAD CUZ I GOT ME SOME BATHIN' APES!" LOL

Supaman Dat Hoe-Explanation


Do y'all really know what "Superman Dat Ho" means? I know I didn't and
the answer is some of the most shocking and funniest sh*t I've heard
since I first learned what a "Dirty Sanchez" is or when my boy told me
about "Riding The Bull".


So here's the deal. Most dudes (myself included) has been in the
situation when you've been trying all night to sleep with a certain
young lady. Y'all have been messing around for hours and you've tried
everything from "I'll still respect you in the morning" to "Just let me
put the head in" but she keeps shutting you down hard like a faulty car
trunk.

- Well, according to our songwriter/rapper Soldija Boy, now's the time
to give up and "Superman Dat Ho"!!!
I'll try to keep this as clean as possible for those of you who read
this at work . So basically, you let her fall asleep and you commence
to....
.......... "take things into your own hands", you know, make it a party
for one! Hopefully you catch my drift by now. You then "release" on her
back while she's sleeping.

- Next, you take the sheets and cover her up with your little soldiers
still on her back. What happens next is actually the funny part!
Throughout the night, your liquid love will dry and wind up sticking the
sheet to that lovely lady's back. When she awakens the next morning,
she'll stand up with a sheet stuck to her back like a cape!

My friend, you have just Supermanned dat ho!!! I will say that I've never done it but, I can't front, I kinda want to now LOL LOL!!!
She has a cape!!!