Rapper Trina (and her booty) to star in Desperate Housewives

"The Baddest Chick" Rapper Trina is in Desperate need of a gym membership. But in the meantime, thank the Lawd for booty makeup. Trina is scheduled to guest appear in four episodes of ABC's hit show "Desperate Housewives." She will play the rebellious long lost daughter of Alfre Woodard. But it looks like her body is rebelling against her swimsuit in these photos. Maybe she's carrying her boyfriend Lil Wayne's baby in that pouch? This is not a good look Trina!