11.30.2005

Is Mariah going from Pop Star to Porn Star?

First of all, we must confess our love for Mariah's voice. Her latest album, the Emancipation of Mimi, is a the must-have album of the year. But everyone in the 'Hood agrees that what Mariah really needs to emancipate is her closet. At this time we'd like to enter the photo to the left into evidence as Exhibit A. This photo proves that
Mariah's fashion sense is nonexistent and her stylist must be Stevie Wonder.
Upon closer review, Mariah's style is more Porn Star than Pop Star.



Let's take a closer look.
Comparing photos one and two against three and four is quite interesting. Mariah denies having breast implants, and we believe you Mariah (wink, wink). We'll let the photos speak for themselves.
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2 comments:

  1. Shawn5:19 PM

    'Riah been trashy since she divorced Tommy. I don't know what that man did to her.

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  2. Waddie G.8:55 AM

    first of all...do not be dissin' my Mariah...aight?

    those pictures were taken between 1999-2002...she's upgraded her look significantly since then...she thought she had to compete with those young hoochie singers when she didn't have to.

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